a woman was at the cinema,and she was engoying the film very
much but there was aman in the next seat 。he was looking for s_omsthing。
the women was angry and said to him in a low voice,"
what are you doing here?what are you looking for?
"a piece of chocolate!"the man said。
Idropped it on the floor
the woman said,"it was dirty now!take this and be quiet。"
"but my teeth are on the chocolate on the floor。
我也找到两个故事，难度不是很大，希望能够帮到你。
Peace
Two women on a train were arguing。 At last one of them called the conductor。 She said,"If this window is open, I will catch cold。
And I'll probably die。"
The other woman said,"But if this window is shut, I will die。I will feel difficult in breathing。
The conductror didn't know what to do。
A man had been listening all the time。 He said he had an idea。
"First open the window。
That will kill one,"he said。"Next shut it。 That will kill the other。Then we can have peace。"
Pulling a doorbell
An old gentleman was walking slowly along a street one noon when he saw a little boy who was trying to reach a doorbell which was too high for him。
He was kindhearted old man,so he stopped and said,"I'll ring the bell for you。"And then he pulling the bell so hard that it could be heard all over the house。
The little boy looked up at him and said,"Now we will run away,Come on。"And before the old gentleman knew what was happening, the naughty boy had run round the corner of the street。
望满意，好运！。
买本阅读书就行了
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